We do have an American hero in the house tonight. A strong man. A brave man! He’s the kind of man that knows exactly who he is. He doesn’t hide under a toupee. He faces his challenges, instead of just retreating to the sewers nude to forage for rings and coins. Or to the toilets. Or to a life filled with rats. He’s the kind of man who gives me the courage to do an amazing double jackknife twist. Which I did. Most of you people wouldn’t even attempt that. I did it. And to go down on Crissy Orlando on the trampoline later, on the very same night. Which I also did. And I licked her asshole a little bit. It was pretty good - It was alright. Wasn’t great. But it was fine. And I knew that it was gonna be fine, because this guy would be here to catch me if I faltered. Yeah. The world is a safer place when he’s around. [Begins to sing] Did you ever know that you’re my hero? Cause you are the wind beneath my wings?
Dennis Reynolds to Mac McDonald (via othersideofsilence)